yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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