Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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