I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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