trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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