thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize