dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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