i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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