We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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