I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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