Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
