So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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