Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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