Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Can I color on your dick again?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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