this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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