Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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