Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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