okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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