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You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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