i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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