Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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