Say something about gay babies.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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