Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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