Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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