dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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