I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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