You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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