Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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