Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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