In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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