How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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