do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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