Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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