There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I will be naked everywhere
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize