So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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