Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
So apparently I’m into choking now
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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