Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I have already put on my inside pants.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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