I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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