I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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