Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Naked Twister starts at high noon
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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