it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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