I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just forgot I was standing up.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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