I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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