we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
