Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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