Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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