She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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