grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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