People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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