My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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