dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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