Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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