i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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