how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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